I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell America they’ve been punk’d because wow.
I’m really finding it difficult to believe that anyone with brain cells thinks this is a good idea. I mean I completely understand cramming yourself into some shape wear for a night out on the town in that slinky dress that’s been hanging in your closet. I can own that. But when you get home take that crap off. Seriously. It’s not good for you. I mean a Kardashian told you to do it…
This one goes without saying right? I mean they don’t actually hover. They seem to do a great job of starting on fire though.
Are you a lamb? No? Then use real words.
This is not a thing people. Exercise is awesome. And doing 150 crunches a day will help strengthen your abs. It will not, however, get rid of “belly fat”. That’s just not how it works.
Taking Health Advice from Celebrities
Yes I’m looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow. Steamers are for vegetables not vaginas.
Man Buns – the term not the bun
It’s a bun people. When a woman sports a bun we don’t call it a “woman bun”.
You know who makes things that are artisinal? Yes, artisans. And you know what they don’t call it? That’s right, artisinal. These days everyone with a toaster calls themselves an artisan.
Clean eating, paleo, alkaline diets, anything recommended by Gwyneth. Enough already. Eat what makes you feel good. Eat well. It doesn’t need a name.